The Johnson Wit, selected by Frances Spatz Leighton (HC, 1965, $2)
I didn't know Johnson had wit, but apparently he did.
For instance, about the White House:
"It's not a home. It's a place where you go when you finish work. Airplanes flying in and out of National Airport wake you up at five A.M. And if that doesn't happen, tourists are going right under your bed by eight in the morning."
Look for this book in the humor section, under "J", avail. 11/29.