All 50 volumes of The Harvard Classics-
Published in 1910, this includes all those good classics you probably meant to read, but haven't gotten to yet. So adopt them for only $60 and become truly "cultured". You even get an extra book, which makes 51 for $60. (What that extra one is doing in the set is a mystery to me, but it was listed on the Internet as part of the set. Go figure.) (They can be found, along with all those other blogged items, under the card table.)