What They Did to Princess Paragon, by Robert Rodi (TPB, 1995, $3)
"Brian Parriah, a brash gay cartoonist, is charged with updating the image of Princess Paragon, a creaky heroine whose market share is expressed in decimals. His solution: Change her hairdo, streamline her spandex, and haul her out of the closet." The problem? Some people actually liked Princess Paragon just the way she was. This is one strange novel. Look for it in the GLTS section.