The Book of Truly Stupid Sports Quotes, by Jeff Parietti (smaller TPB, 1996, $1)
This is a very funny book, and I don't even like sports.
One of my favorites:
"It's this kind of game that makes you wish there was an 'uncle' rule in the NFL."- Broadcaster Merlin Olsen during Denver's 41-14 rout of Seattle.
(But feel free to pick your own favorite.)
Look for this book in the sports section, avail. 12/28.
